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Thursday, June 16, 2005
The Look
It is finished!

[manaical laughing]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniished!

I have completed the redesign of my blog, using code I wrote myself, from the ground up! I now know Cascading Style Sheets, a valuable skill that could qualify me for dozens of high paying web-design posistions had I learned it through some sort of certifying coursework, but because I taught myself, it is nothing but a useless, un-documented "skill"! Hooray!

Ah, the classic, elegant lines of my blog, with it's futuristic-yet-retro simplicity rendered only in black, white, and a color CSS calls "slategray." (That antiquated HTML crap insists on calling it "708090"—what bull! In any case, watch for that background to change on holidays, celbrations, and—most importantly—whenever I feel like it.) The wide body kept entirely separate from the admittedly-not-yet-up-to-snuff archives and blogroll will encourage me to use long, rambling, pointless paragraphs in order to avoid unecessary white space, because InappropriateContent respects our American traditions, and therefore, function will always follow form.

Yay!

By the way, I'm flying to Seattle in about five hours. Envy my cross-country adventures, but pity my layover in—ugh—Newark. I will post pictures when I return.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetuurn!

I was going to call you Saturday, but I will try tonight. GUY
Posted by Anonymous Anonymous @ 4:20 PM
 
Good job but I suggest putting the date up on a white background. GUY
Posted by Anonymous Anonymous @ 4:27 PM
 
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