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Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Craigslist
This section of the popular classified/job/personals site craigslist is the reason I haven't posted, or read news, or done any work at all today.
It smells exactly like Iocane powder, a deadly and completely odorless poison...Who needs news?
I am assuming most of you need room for threesomes and farm animals...
LOOK AT YOUR CHILD! HE IS LICKING THE WALL! Don't you find that the slightest bit disturbing?
Instead of buying a perfectly functional new microwave for $20 at Wal-mart, you could spend $32.50+shipping refurbishing an old microwave! What are you, a philosophy major? Stop spending your money on crap!
Bonus points if you're Catholic, gay, or republican, so that the aborted life will be just that much more meaningful
I introduce myself over the sounds of an apparent orgy in my bedroom to a profusely apologizing realtor and a smirking couple. I summoned as much dignity as I could, smiled devilishly, and returned to the fake orgy in my bedroom as they showed themselves out...Don't you people call first?
