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Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Snoopy Dance©

Why am I doing the Snoopy Dance? Because Attorney General John Ashcroft has resigned. That is most certainly worthy of the Snoopy Dance, don't you think?

In his handwritten resignation letter, Ashcroft claims:

I take great personal satisfaction in the record which has been developed. The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved. The rule of law has been strengthened and upheld in the courts.

Of those three sentences, only two are either flat-out wrong or physically impossible. Not a bad average for ol' Johnny.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.