Inappropriate Content: Snoopy Dance©

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Snoopy Dance©

One of my favorite blogs is back! Rachel Lucas has returned, and is now the Blue Eyed Infidel. Here, she explains why I don't intend to have kids:

Sitcoms are so full of smart-assed kids that I am stunned that people still breed in this country. Have you watched that monstrosity they call "Quintuplets"? Is it canceled yet? What a godawful piece of nastiness. These kids go beyond smart-ass to downright smarmy and creepy, especially the smirking little f*cker who plays the runt. Who finds that crap funny? "Oh, it's so cute, he's always trying to get laid! So adorable, the way he lies to girls to see their boobies and get in their pants!" Everyone's always trying to figure out What's Wrong With Kids These Days, and the answer is right there: sitcoms featuring smart-assed little pricks.

I even hate smart-assed babies. There's a Quizno's ad out right now, wherein a six-month-old "speaks" with the voice of a scuzbag and leers at a hot chick, poolside. I hope the person who created that commercial has a bladder infection.