So I'm not sure if this should be a “C&R©” post, or a “Kakistokracy©” or what. In fact, I think I should just have a “How Crazy Is James Dobson, Anyway?©” category. According to Dr. Dobson, the latest weapon unleashed by the communist, homosexual and evil group the Secret Assembly To Annul Normalcy is

the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants.

"Does anybody here know SpongeBob?" Dr. James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, asked the guests Tuesday night at a black-tie dinner for members of Congress and political allies to celebrate the election results.

The article makes a valiant attempt to explain Dr. Dobson's evidence that SpongeBob has malicious intentions. It's a difficult task that eventually sends an otherwise reputable reporter* spiraling into a land where the involvement of a man who wrote the song “We Are Family” in a group that produced a video in which SpongeBob appears and which also has on it's website a “tolerance pledge” that mentions the words “sexual identity” and is, tellingly, similar in name and web address to a Charleston, S.C. based gay youth support group that is also named “We Are Family”, thus proving that SpongeBob SquarePants is an agent of the enemies of the people that I, Lyndon LaRouch, have been fighting to expose for lo, these many years.

Hat tip: Christiana.

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*or as reputable as a New York Times reporter can get, anyway.

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