Inappropriate Content: Cowboy Pete's Crackerjack Reporting

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Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Cowboy Pete's Crackerjack Reporting

Peter David reports:

In a shocking historical moment, one of the two Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by President George W. Bush has turned in his resignation, preferring to die rather than be pardoned by someone who refused to pardon human beings in Texas. The turkey, "Biscuits," was promptly drafted and is being shipped to Iraq.

The other turkey, "Gravy," pledged eternal fealty to Bush and is considered front runner to the first available seat on the Supreme Court.

We'll be stuffing more into this story as it develops.

"Gravy" and President Bush in the Rose Garden.