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Monday, November 15, 2004
Kakistocracy©
[unbelievably gross and obscene expletive deleted]! Colin Powell resigned.
Hat tip to Quilly for this. His guess for replacement is Tommy Franks. The AP story above wonders, too:
The Count's habit of killing Germans and draining their blood demonstrates that he's on the same wavelength as the President when it comes to working with our allies.
The Count can only attend cabinet meetings at night, meaning the schedule put in place to accommodate John Ashcroft won't need to be changed.
Finally, someone who's heart beats less often than Dick Cheney!
Looks just like the president's grandfather, Prescott Bush, without his glasses.
Has the same business associates, too!
In all fairness, I should mention a few of the other nominees:
Hat tip to Quilly for this. His guess for replacement is Tommy Franks. The AP story above wonders, too:
Most of the speculation on a successor has centered on U.N. Ambassador John Danforth, a Republican and former U.S. senator from Missouri, and national security adviser Condoleezza Rice.My own guess? Colin Powell will be quickly replaced by the German vampire Count Orlok, villain of the film Nosferatu.
In all fairness, I should mention a few of the other nominees:
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